Davy CarrenAdventures in Christmas Tree BurningTommy Morris was wiry, sinewy. Gap-toothed and muscle-teed, black hair pomaded-back all gummy and matted. The sort whom you’d call “methy”…·7 min read·Mar 5, 2024----
Davy CarrenScrapping by and Lowly in Los AngelesThe diviest of dives, this joint. They used to call it The Kind Edward; now it’s just known as King Eddy’s. I’m not sure why the titular…·87 min read·Feb 18, 2024----
Davy CarrenBearing Down the InterstateThe concaving space up in my rattletrap caboose of a head is filled with methamphetamine, and so I’m trying to extrapolate and explain my…·24 min read·Jan 11, 2024--5--5
Davy CarrenWhere the Buffalo Cease to RoamArthur Mildwester was honing his whetted chops on the bone-dry intellectual fodder of another rummaged misfire of his milder disaffected…·7 min read·Jan 6, 2024----
Davy CarrenBeing ThereThe light pierces from high-up transoms, crescendoing to a tilted whirl of glittering abeyance, cut soft through flutters of airy cloth…·13 min read·Dec 14, 2023----
Davy CarrenArtificial Intelligentsia Argumentum“You know everything about literature, except how to enjoy it.”·5 min read·May 7, 2023--1--1
Davy CarrenThe Copywriter’s DilemmaThe traffic light out the living room window keeps me great company on lonely nights. I watch it click from red to green to yellow and back…·26 min read·Feb 8, 2023--14--14
Davy CarrenMisleading the Way“Gin martini, straight up, heavy on the olives.”·18 min read·Dec 1, 2022----
Davy CarrenConversation’s LackThe Millicent Rose Dining Saloon was full, or almost at Max Capacity, with the usual array of in situ bastards and sly, wiry gabardine…·12 min read·Oct 31, 2021----
Davy CarrenSentiments Not IncludedI get nothing but terrible submissions from private morons looking to go public with their idiocy. Terrible titles. Terrible grammar…·9 min read·Oct 27, 2021----