Oct 21, 2017
6 min read
A Brief Extemporaneous Exposition on The Life Of Washington Irving
Out of a pinch. There’s Washington Irving (named for POTUS Numero Uno: Georgie Boy The Wash, as he was born the same week that the British gave up fighting those upstart revolutionary colonies and America became its own boss) trying to make the scene with the former Mrs. P.B. Shelley. A way in or out. Who knows? He’s got his hands in a lot of cookie jars. He was the first…
