Highlights From the 147,212 Stages of Grief

12. Learning not to dislike people who say they are, “Sorry for your loss.”

232. Thinking, ‘I am not breathing for just me now. I’m breathing for two,’ while standing on a chair in a Chinese restaurant staring at the groupers crammed into a fish tank by the window.

33,111. Nobody else remembers the right things, and all that you’re left with is what you do, and…