Oats, Sold

Make some room for some kids in here already. Christ. Why don’t you not talk to me for a day or two? Then we’ll see how things divvy up. Head strung with shallower stuff than footsteps on the hardwood upstairs. Let’s get a stroller, a daycare specialist, diapers and cigars, a crib that swings and a canary that sings Roy Orbison’s Crying to put us all to sleep. Prurience is dead and gone with all those back-and-front letters we used to send. So, let’s lower our…