Scenes From the Class Struggle

Kathy said to smash the patriarchy as she spilled olive oil on her sundress. Brunch was mediocre at best, but the avocado-brie omelet was above average, though the champagne in the mimosas was less than stellar. The orange juice was organic and hand-pressed. Carl made some room for blue-collar workers on his plate. Everyone cheered the proletariat as a jogger made small talk with a curbed dog. The ketchup was made by plutocrats. The…